robot:

all

i

asked

you

to

do

was

close

my

fucking

door

(Source: sleep, via aubreebree)

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railroadsoftware:

me: (farts right before leaving a store)
my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing
me: no we got to go right now

(via the-syrup)

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